From MP-baiting abominations to Engelbert Humperdinck, the UK has sent some real stinkers to the song contest \u2013 some so bad artists have even had to change their name. Here are the worst offenders<\/p>\n
Well, this is awkward. The UK continued its run of disastrous results in the Eurovision song contest on Saturday night, when Look Mum No Computer<\/a> finished rock bottom of the scoreboard. Cue the usual geopolitical conspiracy theorising and head-scratching about how to remedy matters next year. Paging Cliff Richard and faxing Bucks Fizz \u2026<\/p>\n It put the cherry on top of a chastening week for Britons in Vienna. No less than Boy George had been roped in to add star power to San Marino\u2019s entry, but it failed to even qualify for the final. The UK now hasn\u2019t won the annual pop party for almost three decades. But where does this latest fiasco figure in the all-time hall of shame? We count down the UK\u2019s 10 biggest Eurovision flops, from least bad to absolute worst. Hello Europe, this is humiliation calling.<\/p>\n
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