Clary\u2019s back with Fully Dilated, a burlesque star called Entendre Entendre is doing lewd singalongs and there\u2019s an A-Z of very dirty words. Our writer investigates Edinburgh\u2019s smut outbreak \u2013 and ends up getting his own fantasies turned into erotica<\/p>\n\n
On a street in Edinburgh, a woman I\u2019ve only just met is quizzing me on my sexual fantasies. \u201cDo you want softcore or hardcore? What positions do you prefer?\u201d asks Cameryn Moore, a former phone sex operator turned playwright from the US, along with other, less printable, questions.<\/p>\n
Her business plan is simple: for \u00a320, punters can tell Moore what turns them on. She will then bash out a piece of bespoke erotic fiction for them on her typewriter. \u201cI listen to their content then spit it out on paper \u2013 no punctuation, very stream of consciousness,\u201d she says. \u201cI also offer to read it out loud to them \u2013 and they walk away grinning from ear to ear because nobody\u2019s ever asked them what they like when it comes to sex. So that\u2019s what I do every day at the fringe: sit down for four or five hours a day and crank out dirty shit.\u201d She calls the service Sidewalk Smut.<\/p>\n
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