Watching the show has united the UK around TV sets – so how hard can it be for me to not get banished?
Things are not going well. Halfway through my attempt to play the real-life version of the smash-hit reality BBC reality TV show The Traitors, I realise something: I may be less charming than I’d hoped.
“I don’t trust him,” intones a player to my left, scowling at my face as though she has just found it on the bottom of her shoe.
